“TONIGHT, ANFIELD WILL HEAR MY NAME THREE TIMES… IF SLOT LISTENS!” 🔥🔥
BREAKING NEWS: Alexander Isak has just dropped a volcano-level statement that’s shaking every corner of Liverpool’s fanbase — the kind that makes your spine do a little electric tap dance. The Reds’ new star striker has basically said, “Give me my guy in the lineup… and I’ll deliver a hattrick under the Anfield lights tonight.”
And the way he said it? Bro, it sounded like he was reading a prophecy.
According to Isak, he’s been cooking something outrageous in training — a link-up so smooth it might as well be butter on a hot knife. And he’s begging Arne Slot to unleash that chemistry in tonight’s massive showdown against Sunderland.
Who’s the ONE Liverpool player he wants beside him?
Florian Wirtz.
Yeah. The German wonderkid himself.
Isak revealed that the duo has been melting defenders in training — quick one-twos, no-look passes, blindside runs so sharp they could shave ice. He said Wirtz is the spark that sets him on fire, the player who understands his movement without even looking up. According to him, if Wirtz starts tonight, Sunderland may need to file a police report by halftime.
Isak didn’t even bother sugarcoating it. He straight-up said:
“I promise Liverpool fans a hattrick tonight if Slot starts him. The chemistry is top notch… I want us to replicate it tonight. Just give us the green light.”
Liverpool fans are going wild right now — some begging Slot to listen, others already tweeting “HATTRICK ALERT” in advance. After back-to-back shaky performances, this kind of confidence is EXACTLY the chaos Anfield feeds on.
Imagine the scene:
Wirtz floating between lines like he’s glitching the matrix.
Isak snapping onto every pass like a heat-seeking missile.
The Kop roaring like they’ve been waiting their whole lives for this duo.
Sunderland defenders? Probably warming up with holy water.
Tonight could be the night Liverpool officially switch from “crisis vibes” to “main character energy” — but only if Arne Slot hits that lineup button correctly.
