“BRO THIS ONE NA REAL SCATTER TABLE MOMENT!” 😳🔥
BREAKING NEWS: “I don’t care to know how much they bought him, but they need to sell him if I must come and coach them. Me and such player cannot work together.”
Zinedine Zidane has reportedly dropped the coldest ultimatum Old Trafford has heard in YEARS — and the board is now in full emergency mode as the identity of the player he wants GONE has finally leaked.
And United fans are already losing their minds. 😭👇
Zidane, the man United have been quietly dreaming of for YEARS, is ready to accept the job… but only on HIS terms. And one of those terms is the removal of a player he believes is “a tactical setback, a mentality mismatch, and a dressing room imbalance waiting to explode.”
Yes… it’s THAT serious.
Sources close to Zidane claim he has watched the team closely this season and has been left completely unimpressed with the attitude, decision-making, and overall contribution of the player in question. According to insiders, Zidane sees him as the weak link that keeps dragging United backwards, no matter how much money was spent on him.
He reportedly told the board plainly:
“Keep him and forget my signature. Sell him and I will build a new United.”
The boldness. The audacity. The confidence. 🤯🔥
United fans are already speculating wildly, with many saying Zidane is simply doing what every manager has been too scared to do: cut out the poison before it spreads further. After another shaky start to the season, another batch of underperformers, and a dressing room that feels like a loaded grenade, Zidane wants nothing but a clean slate.
And this demand? It’s his opening statement.
For a man who coached Ronaldo, Modrić, Ramos, Kroos, and Benzema… Zidane is NOT here to babysit vibes merchants or inconsistent ballers hiding under big wages and even bigger PR.
He wants this player OUT immediately.
He wants the dressing room reset.
He wants Manchester United reborn.
The message is crystal: If Zidane walks in, some people are walking out.
And the first name on that list?
