“𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧!” – 𝐗𝐚𝐛𝐢 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐒𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐈𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫!
BREAKING NEWS:
Tempers have hit boiling point at the Santiago Bernabéu as newly-appointed Real Madrid manager Xabi Alonso was caught FUMING after his side was thoroughly outclassed by PSG in a crushing Champions League knockout defeat. The Spanish tactician, who returned to the club hoping to restore its European dominance, didn’t hold back during his post-match outburst—and one player bore the full brunt of his rage.
According to multiple reports, Alonso stormed into the dressing room after the final whistle and pointed directly at a former Galáctico signing, labelling his performance as “unacceptable” and “embarrassing for the badge.” Eyewitnesses claimed Alonso shouted, “LET him pack his things and leave—I don’t want to see him in my club again! He couldn’t defend the ball and caused two goals!”
Though the player has not been officially named in public statements, sources close to the club have confirmed it was none other than Ferland Mendy, a player whose defensive errors directly led to PSG’s second and third goals. Mendy, already under heavy scrutiny from fans for inconsistent displays, completely failed to deal with the pace and movement of Ousmane Dembélé and Kylian Mbappé.
The 3-0 humiliation in Paris has now sparked a potential exodus at Real Madrid, as Alonso is believed to be drawing up a list of players to offload before the next transfer window. And Mendy, it seems, has reached the end of the line under the new regime.
Social media has erupted with mixed reactions. Some fans back Alonso’s ruthless stance, praising his no-nonsense approach and calling it “a much-needed cleansing.” Others are stunned at how quickly the former Liverpool and Bayern Leverkusen boss has turned on senior players.
“Xabi is showing he’s not here to play games,” one fan tweeted. “If you’re wearing the Madrid badge, you better act like it.”
While Mendy’s camp has yet to respond, insiders say the Frenchman is “devastated” and may seek a return to Ligue 1 or explore Premier League interest.
One thing is clear: a new era has begun at Real Madrid—and under Xabi Alonso, there is zero tolerance
for mediocrity.